I resolve (pt.2)

I found this random resolution generator by way of (someone's) blog. I decided to keep hitting refresh and come up with a workable list of resolutions. I think I can live with these. (these are the first 10 that I was presented with. I think they're better than my REAL resolutions)


1.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Eat more junk food. Get your resolution here.

I'm not sure why I didn't think of this one myself.

2.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.

All I have to do is pick the lucky person.


3.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Wear more lacy black lingerie.

um. hmm... well... um... ehem...

4.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Make the FBIs most wanted list.

This could be interesting. I'll have to brainstorm methods.

5.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Find Bin-Laden.

No problem. I used to live in Pakistan after all. I wonder if I could use this one to negotiate when I acheive #4?

6.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Become an online stalker.

NO. PROBLEM. (wink)

7.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Stop wearing pants again.

This could create some interesting situations. Especially if I follow through on #3.

8.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Watch more TV.

NO. PROBLEM. The new season of 24 starts next week. This will dovetail nicely with #1.

9.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Stop being a sissy and fight the bully who keeps stealing my milk money.

Well, it has been a long time coming. Maybe THIS is how I can make the FBI's most wanted list!

10.

In the year 2007 I resolve to: Forget my New Year's Resolution.

My what now?